Had a very shiny beak
And if you ever saw him
You would even say it squeaked
All of the other platypuses
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Rudolph
Join in any Duck Bill games
Then one soggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph with your beak so bright
Won't you paddle my boat tonight?"
Then all the platypuses loved him
And they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Duck Bill Platypus -
You look like a Christmas Tree!"